Unrestrained Laughter #1

At the beginning of the semester, my RA baked chocolate chip cookies for our wing. One of my roommates, who is generally pretty conservative, was begging for me or one of our other 2 other roommates to go down the hall and get a cookie with her, so that she didn’t look like a “fatty” going by herself.  Since all three of us refused, she took matters into her own hands and dragged me by my ankles on our wooden floor (which made it easier to slide).  My other roommate held onto my hands in hopes of stopping this whole catastrophe from continuing.  At this point, my crazy roommate was dragging me from my ankles towards the door and my other roommate was holding onto my hands, pulling me away from the door. The roommate who really wanted to cookies somehow gained momentary super strength and able to pull the two of us all the way to the front door, which happens to be located very close to the lobby. At some point, my roommate at my hands and I lost grip, so I held onto a protruding wall corner from being dragged out in the hallway with lots of people around.  Meanwhile, the cookie crazy roommate was opening the front door to pull me out while we’re all screaming like girls do in bizarre moments such as these. To our horror, one of the other guy RAs in the building walked by and had a look of horror on his face, considering he saw a girl on the floor (me) being dragged by her roommate out into the hall while another girl (non-crazy roommate) sat leaning against the wall laughing/crying.  Unfortunately, he walked away before we could tell him this was all over cookies, but there is a 99.9% chance that would of not helped our argument of “we’re not crazy or weird.”  We all sat on the floor laughing for a while because the entire situation was so unexpected and bizarre. I now realize how important cookies are to my roommate and will no longer disobey her when it comes to her cookie needs.